I just cooked me up some scrambled eggs.

[The Question]

But I ate 'em already, so don't come askin' me for some. Jesus.

 

[Henoch]

i would never ask, that would be rude.

 

[Kefka]

Thread of the year!

 

[Gagh]

You poach some of those mean mothers, and come back to me!

 

[Ishcabittle]

They weren't ostrich eggs, by any chance?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU THINK YOU CALL ME WHAT TO DO? YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO!?

 

[Gagh]

Yes, I'm speaking to MARTY JANNETTY UPSIDE DOWN.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NEIDHART

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Mandi]

Did you put ketchup on them so they looked like bloody abortions?

 

[whisky]

I cant seem to crack an egg without smashing the yoke, I used to be able to do it fine, I guess its an age thing.

 

[EnglishRose]

age is irrelevant

 

[jack]

What was Snow White's brother's name?

EGG WHITE!

yolk yolk yolk.

 

[CaptainWacky]

FRASIER SCRAMBLED EGGS NILES

 

[Gagh]

WOULD SARAH COX HAVE SEX WITH WACKY?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Gagh]

It's teh double eggs!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Double-Eggs-Em-Cee-Oh!

 

[Gagh]

DOUBLE YOLKER IN MY PANTS!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOU CAN'T BEAT BOWSER WITHOUT BREAKING SOME EGGS