I JUST FINISHED

[Ishcabittle]

BUILDING A $2,000.00 COMPUTTERFOR A CLIENT THAT IS GOING TO GIVE IT TO HER EIGHT YEAR OLD SON. WHAT A WASTE OF A GOOD PORN BOX? YES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL, CHARGE HER FOUR THOUSAND AND SAY "THEY'RE ALL THAT PRICE!"

 

[FBI parte due]

SHOOT HER IN THE LEG AND SAY "HA, HA! TECHNICIAN'S PREROGATIVE!"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CHARGE HER 4000 AND SAY "YOUD HAVE PAID THIS MUCH FOR A MAC ANYWAY" LOL

 

[FBI parte due]

STUFF A SQUIRREL IN HER EAR AND LIGHT HER ON FIRE LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

STUFF A GIANT SCALE MODEL OF A SQUIRREL WHICH IS BIGGER THAN A HORSE IN HER ANUS AND SAY "FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!" THEN DOUSE YOURSELF IN LIGHTER FLUID AND SING COLDPLAY SONGS.

 

[FBI parte due]

Actually, that might not work.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It all depends on the size of her anus.

 

[headvoid]

if it's a G4 with everything behind the screen you should Give her an extra empty box made of clear plastic and say that they are the latest thing from the crazy mind of steve jobs. Tell her it's a hypoglycemic drive.

 

[CaptainWacky]

TELL HER BILL GATES IS HIDING IN HER FRIDGE

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DOES IT COME IN TANGERINE AND BLUEBERRY AND NIKKIPANCREAS?

 

[CaptainWacky]

HEY NIKKI!

 

[Ishcabittle]

The responses to this thread should be framed and hung on my fleshy towel rack.

 

[CaptainWacky]

FLESHY!?

 

[Ishcabittle]

YOUD HEARD CORRECTD.

 

[headvoid]

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets Steve Jobs warbling on again

 

[CaptainWacky]

PERCIOUS