satan mcevil
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So I am kickin it at home drinkin a 40 listenin to some Cradle of Filth when I get a call on my Motorola Razr phone (and yes this phone makes me better than you.) "hi it's me, meet me in the dumpster behind walmart in 20. I'll be on all fours and greased up for ya baby." Now bear in mind, Ol Satan McEvil gets call from all kinds of bitches, both young and old wanting a shot of "Vitimin S", so I got in my Escalade (yes, having this SUV does make me better than you.) and went to fuck me a bitch.
As promised, there was the dumpser with a note that said "This way to din-din". I got in and to my suprise I found the bitch in Messenger's pic. I asked her if she was messengers girl, she laughed and replied "if by girlfriend you mean someone who has me sneak into his mother basment and pays me twenty bucks to watch him wear a baby bonnet and cry as he masturbates, then yeah I'm his girlfriend. So we gonna fuck or what?". I'm not one to dissapoint, so I went to town. I must have dumped six loads in that bitch's ass (she likes it in the pooper, who am I to question?).
After about three hours of nasty fucking in that walmart dumpster we shared
a six-paper joint and se handed me a c-note. "What's this for?" I asked with a smile. "For fucking me like a real man." She replied. "Don't worry it's Messenger's money." We both laughed as I put the money in my Armani pants (Yes having those pants do make me better than you.) and went home, feeling satisfied that I made another dumpster slut feel like a woman.
P.S. She told me Messenger is hung like a Chinaman.
As promised, there was the dumpser with a note that said "This way to din-din". I got in and to my suprise I found the bitch in Messenger's pic. I asked her if she was messengers girl, she laughed and replied "if by girlfriend you mean someone who has me sneak into his mother basment and pays me twenty bucks to watch him wear a baby bonnet and cry as he masturbates, then yeah I'm his girlfriend. So we gonna fuck or what?". I'm not one to dissapoint, so I went to town. I must have dumped six loads in that bitch's ass (she likes it in the pooper, who am I to question?).
After about three hours of nasty fucking in that walmart dumpster we shared
a six-paper joint and se handed me a c-note. "What's this for?" I asked with a smile. "For fucking me like a real man." She replied. "Don't worry it's Messenger's money." We both laughed as I put the money in my Armani pants (Yes having those pants do make me better than you.) and went home, feeling satisfied that I made another dumpster slut feel like a woman.
P.S. She told me Messenger is hung like a Chinaman.
