I just want to say ONE THING....

[starguard]

I want to Fuck you all deeply in the neck!


That is all.

 

[Shitty Dual]

 

[starguard]

I want to fuck all of them too

 

[The Dork Lord]

Does Jack know you're stealing his fetish?

 

[jack]

It isn't just saying it, as you know. It's also when and how. Sort of like having x-ray vision and using it to read the last page of a book as opposed to seein' boobies and stuff.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I think I'd fuck someone in the armpit

before I'd fuck em in the neck

and I have no particular desire for pit sex

 

[jack]

Clearly, Deep Throat went "over your head" so to speak.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Oral's not my favorite, no

 

[The Dork Lord]

it's the teeth

 

[The Dork Lord]

remember "Last House on the Left"?

I think that's what did it.

 

[jack]

I think I fell asleep before the end, what happened?

 

[The Dork Lord]

SHE BIT IT OFF OMG OUCH!

 

[Malarky]

That's why you don't orally screw a girl that doesn't like you!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Is anal ok if they don't like you?

It should be.

Rough anal.