I killed myself to death earlier today.

[BlazerBoy]

All because of Menty's extended abscence from TK. I actually forgot I had killed myself, until my mother called up to tell me about this strange show she and my dad watched earlier in the week about "an hour out of the life of some secret agent man." and it was then that the memories of my demise at my own hands came flooding back into my head.

Why am I posting this? Well, i was hoping Menty was reading this and will see the suffering he's causing me. Remembering killing yourself isn't fun!

 

[Dr Dave]

Have you been time traveling ?

 

[BlazerBoy]

No. I have the infinite lives cheat code installed.

 

[eloisel]

You are definitely eloquent for a dead guy.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Morbidly so.

 

[Caitriona]

It was a good plan, and a valiant effort.

But apparently Menty is immune to your tricks to gain his attention.

I miss Menty too!

 

[EnglishRose]

BB, what's it like on the 'other side' ?

 

[Mentalist]

Everyone just.. RELAX!


Here I am, back in the cyber flesh. Though I'm not certain for how long.


Do I have to try and recreate the experiment from that god-awful movie flatline and try and bring BB back!?

Because I hate electric shocks.


*looks at thumb*

 

[EnglishRose]

Mentalist - DON'T DO THAT AGAIN - I have grey hair from worry!

 

[jack]

Now I can have a cold one!

 

[Harkley]

TO DEATH? NO WAY!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Do I have to try and recreate the experiment from that god-awful movie flatline and try and bring BB back!?

Not at all. He'd be perfectly happy with mouth-to-mouth.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I killed myself again last night with a shovel, but then I had a dream Menty was back, so I reset myself, and looks like I got it right this time.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

At least you didn't try to reach him with Windows Live Messenger. That would have finished you for sure.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Yeah. Thats a killer too.

 

[Mentalist]

I saved Windows Messenger to disk then threw it in the microwave with tabasco sauce and ate it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's what I call a ready meal!