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I KISSED DONKEY KONG AND I LIKED IT

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
THE TASTE OF HIS BANANA CHAPSTICK. IT FELT SO WRONG, HE'S SCARED OF ICE, I HOPE DIDDY KONG DOESN'T FIND OUT TONIGHT.
 
YOU JUST HIT US WITH A STONE COLD DONKEY STUNNER!
 
Are you sure it wasn't John Mayer?

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This song is on like Donkey Kong.
 
Is John Mayer scared of ice?
 
He's only afraid of tea.
 
Tea never hurt anybody!
 
Not ice tea, at least.
 
Sweet tea, though, is a stone cold bitch.
 
Or that other kind of Thea.
 
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