CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
THIS ONLY MAKES SENSE IF YOU'VE SEEN BATTLESTAR GALACTICA SEASON THREE FINALE AND EVEN THEN IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
(Hurley is hearing mysterious music in his head.)
Hurley: Can anyone else hear that?
Desmond: What did you say, brother?
(Just then THE SUN BLACKS OUT AND THE OTHERS ATTACK.)
Sayid: SHIIIIIT!
(During the EPIC BATTLE, Hurley, Desmond, Sawyer and Naomi start wandering about and stuff and all four end up in the same jungle clearing.)
Desmond: Wait a minute brothers, no fracking way!
Naomi: What is that song?
(They all starting humming.)
Sawyer: ...you can always go...
Hurley: Downtown!
Desmond: ENOUGH!
Hurley: So this is it dudes...a switch goes off.
Sawyer: Hey what are you talking about, don't say it, don't even think that!
Naomi: James, calm down.
Sawyer: Don't you James me! Don't any of you James me!
Hurley: James...we have to face it. We're others. We have been from the start.
Desmond: What do we do now, brothers?
Hurley: We could all have sex.
(They all look at him.)
Sawyer: Sure, okay!
(They all have sex. MEANWHILE, Jack is running down the beach chasing Ben when he sees something in the ocean.)
Jack: What is that...Sayid I've got a bogey on my tale, I'm going to investigate it.
(Something comes out of the water for a moment then disappears.)
Jack: What the frack!
(It comes out fully now. It's the submarine! It opens and LOCKE stands proudly on top of it, uninjured.
Jack: John!?
Locke: Hehe...don't worry Jack, it's really me. I've been to the mainland. I know the way. And I'm gonig to take us there.
LOST
(Hurley is hearing mysterious music in his head.)
Hurley: Can anyone else hear that?
Desmond: What did you say, brother?
(Just then THE SUN BLACKS OUT AND THE OTHERS ATTACK.)
Sayid: SHIIIIIT!
(During the EPIC BATTLE, Hurley, Desmond, Sawyer and Naomi start wandering about and stuff and all four end up in the same jungle clearing.)
Desmond: Wait a minute brothers, no fracking way!
Naomi: What is that song?
(They all starting humming.)
Sawyer: ...you can always go...
Hurley: Downtown!
Desmond: ENOUGH!
Hurley: So this is it dudes...a switch goes off.
Sawyer: Hey what are you talking about, don't say it, don't even think that!
Naomi: James, calm down.
Sawyer: Don't you James me! Don't any of you James me!
Hurley: James...we have to face it. We're others. We have been from the start.
Desmond: What do we do now, brothers?
Hurley: We could all have sex.
(They all look at him.)
Sawyer: Sure, okay!
(They all have sex. MEANWHILE, Jack is running down the beach chasing Ben when he sees something in the ocean.)
Jack: What is that...Sayid I've got a bogey on my tale, I'm going to investigate it.
(Something comes out of the water for a moment then disappears.)
Jack: What the frack!
(It comes out fully now. It's the submarine! It opens and LOCKE stands proudly on top of it, uninjured.
Jack: John!?
Locke: Hehe...don't worry Jack, it's really me. I've been to the mainland. I know the way. And I'm gonig to take us there.
LOST
