We're Knights of the Spam Table.
We spam whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With spamwork impeccable.
We spam well here in Spamelot.
We spam-spam and spam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Spam Table.
Our spam is formidable,
But many times we're spammin' rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Spamelot.
We spam from the diaphragm a lot.
In war we spam like fable,
Quite spamming capable.
Between our quests we spam in vests and spam-spam whenever able.
It's a busy life in Spamelot.
We have to spam teh board a lot.