I lied

[Love Child]

There were not really 12 monkeys in my bed
the only reason a guy held my hand was because it was dark
and nobody could see so we didn't want to fall
and a girl did not really kiss me on the cheek.
(this week anyway)

 

[Douche Pukehole]

That's too bad. For the monkeys, the guy, and the girl, I mean.

 

[Love Child]

Yes. I will make only truthful and honest threads from now on.

 

[Love Child]

I won't make shit up.
I'll only post about every detail of my life as if

 

[Douche Pukehole]

By all means. Please do.

Please tel leveryuone how pathetic I am; as if they didn't know.

 

[Love Child]

I only meant that sometimes I am taken way to seriuosly.
I just type and spam and it means nothing
and some try to find meaning
and I get these PM's and MSN questions saying
"OMG" "Is that true?"
Srsly?
Rly.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

It must be such a burden to have so many people care about you so deeply that they lose their reason at times.

I don't envy you that misery.

 

[Love Child]

Jesus.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

My thoughts precisely.

 

[Kitty]

I support Love Child.