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I like cleavage but I don't like breasts

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Does that make sense?
 
Totally.

And I know you're just being sarcastic like you were about groundhog day, but I really do find cleavage more sexy that straight-up boobage.
 
In this case I wasn't being sarcastic. :sarek:
 
Maybe it's possible that men are only naturally attracted to cleavage, but, over the years, as cleavage is so associated with breasts, they (us) have fooled themselves (ourselves) into thinking tits are attractive!? I mean, what is a tit anyway? A BIG SACK OF FAT!
 
As I'm attracted to big schlongs!
 
CaptainWacky said:
Maybe it's possible that men are only naturally attracted to cleavage, but, over the years, as cleavage is so associated with breasts, they (us) have fooled themselves (ourselves) into thinking tits are attractive!? I mean, what is a tit anyway? A BIG SACK OF FAT!

Yeah well cleavage is nothing but a buttcrack on the chest.
 
Hahaha!
 
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BEST CLEAVAGE SHOT EVER.. STILL!
 
PAQUING LOL
 
YES that actually made my dick tingle a bit Menty and Loktar that's not so far from the truth but WHY are we attracted to asscrack in that case!?
 
CaptainWacky said:
YES that actually made my dick tingle a bit Menty and Loktar that's not so far from the truth but WHY are we attracted to asscrack in that case!?

All men are secretly gay? :-?
 
No, men are just men, which means dumb animals who are looking for any hole or crevice to get their dick wet in. Eternally forever and ever, amen. Gay, straight, bi, bestial, doesn't matter.

Men suck. And never the way I want them too these days... :shock:
 
So all men are addicted to crack....I'll keep that in mind the next time I go on a date!
 
SO WHY DO SOME MEN LIKE FEET?
 
Feet are cool, if you suck a womans big toe she comes like a rocket sometimes.

RIGHT??????????
 
CaptainWacky said:
SO WHY DO SOME MEN LIKE FEET?

I like feet because without feet, there would be no ass-kicking.
 
jack said:
Feet are cool, if you suck a womans big toe she comes like a rocket sometimes.

RIGHT??????????

Usually, (after a good shower)
A tounge inserted between toes works wonders.
 
ewwe
 
BUT THEY'RE TOES!
 
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