I like Couples

[Love Child]

But not sexually.

I finally realized why I like hanging out with couples. It has nothing to do with sex or three-somes!

See, I missed that element growing up. The healthy interaction between a father and mother, or two people who love each other.

So, whenever I am around a couple, a healthy couple usually, I have this strange desire to just hang out with them.

Such as our customers. I have come to know several couples. Just recently one couple were talking about going home, grabbing a pizza and watching a movie. It sounded so cozy! I really wanted to go!

 

[Tisiphone]

I like seeing the playfullness of couples, but then I get jealous that I don't have anyone to get into tickle fights with.

 

[Mirah]

Of course, I woke up this morning and thought.....but if she tried to kiss me...that would be ok.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I could only be part of a couple if I could hide my true self from the other person, if there was no chance of them discovering the darkness that lies inside...

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

You musn't light a candle, then. They'll KNOW!

 

[Enkephalen]

I used to like couples too. Unfortunately, I always found that when I was invited to dinner at their house, they wanted me as the main course. :smfsad:

 

[Love Child]

Wtf Enk! Lol

 

[CaptainWacky]

Your mistake was dining with German cannibal couples you met online.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Techsas chain saw massacre

 

[Enkephalen]

I learned never get too close to couples -- their true motives were always suspect.