CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Actual, seething, literal "step inside the tv and murder them" hatred.
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I literally hate Nathan and Caoimhe
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The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
I've finally figured out what Nathan is.
He's a cunt.
He's a cunt.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
You mean, he's finally doing and saying things to get his hairy self noticed?
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
What happened? Missed yesterdays and most of todays ep.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
If you missed the ENTIRE crispgate then it's a bit hard to explain the whole thing. Basically they got off the basic rations on Friday and had pizza delivered. They all had large, meaty pizzas except Sunshine who had a small vegan one with no toping, just some tomato sauce smear on it basically, so she was given crisps by BB too. The others INSTANTLY started moaning about her getting special treatment and basically tried to bully her into sharing her crisps (even after she shared her vegan pizza.)
She wanted to wait until they had bread and butter the next day so she could make a crisp sandwich before the vultures ate them all and stuck to her guns. So they all bitched about her on Saturday (tonight's highlights) to a ridiculous degree. Then when she did open the crisps and shared them most of them refused to eat them and Nathan had a go at her with lots of swearing, including a bleeped "cunt".
They all pissed me off to some degree. Nathan was the worst, but Caoimhe was an absolute cow behind Sunshine's back (yet still ate the crisps with her.) Shabby helped instigate the whole thing but was intelligent enough to know that they were going too far and apologised. Josie kept repeating that Sunshine was "tight" and had had "two pizzas to herself" (she'd given one away.) Ife just followed whatever Shabby and Caoimhe were saying like a sheep. But even Sunshine's "friends" (Ben, Mario, Steve, JJ) who ate the crisps with her and told her not to worry about the whole thing just sat there nodding along with Nathan when he went on a hate-filled rant.
But I know you hate Sunshine and I love her and you'll think this is a biased re-telling but it is actually what happened!
She wanted to wait until they had bread and butter the next day so she could make a crisp sandwich before the vultures ate them all and stuck to her guns. So they all bitched about her on Saturday (tonight's highlights) to a ridiculous degree. Then when she did open the crisps and shared them most of them refused to eat them and Nathan had a go at her with lots of swearing, including a bleeped "cunt".
They all pissed me off to some degree. Nathan was the worst, but Caoimhe was an absolute cow behind Sunshine's back (yet still ate the crisps with her.) Shabby helped instigate the whole thing but was intelligent enough to know that they were going too far and apologised. Josie kept repeating that Sunshine was "tight" and had had "two pizzas to herself" (she'd given one away.) Ife just followed whatever Shabby and Caoimhe were saying like a sheep. But even Sunshine's "friends" (Ben, Mario, Steve, JJ) who ate the crisps with her and told her not to worry about the whole thing just sat there nodding along with Nathan when he went on a hate-filled rant.
But I know you hate Sunshine and I love her and you'll think this is a biased re-telling but it is actually what happened!
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
No, I believe you. I mean I still think she causes a lot of trouble for herself, but they also pick on her because she's different so that's not nice.