I LOST LIKE TEN THOUSAND CLASSIC POSTS IN THE SERVER CRASH

[CaptainWacky]

THIS SHIT, I CAN'T BELIEVE.

 

[Loktar]

How about shit shaped like Natalie Portman? Would you believe that?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd lick it.

 

[Loktar]

I'd lick it.

LOL.....ewwwwww?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just to make sure it's real.

 

[Loktar]

Just to make sure it's real.

OMG! They sell fake Portman shaped poop?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wouldn't put it past "them."

 

[Conchaga]

Who is them?

 

[Mentalist]

The twelve capitalist scumfucks who rule the planet of course.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I hope I didn't.

 

[Harkley]

I just stuck my fingers together with super glue.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wise move.

 

[Conchaga]

I once glued my penis to my leg.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The funny thing is it would take you days to even notice 10,000 posts were missing.

My penis has seen no glue, only goo.

 

[Conchaga]

Well, it's only 10 grand.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I posted my pic for the first time ever but it was lost in the server crash OH WELL.

 

[jack]

I posted my real pic, not those ones from the website, but it got lost too, OH DARN

 

[CaptainWacky]

No you didn't.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I posted my pic for the first time ever but it was lost in the server crash OH WELL.

YOU LIE TO TORTURE US.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S TRUE, I SWEAR TO SUPERTED.