I love Coffee!

[Loktar]

*vomits*

What the hell are those green slimy sores on your cornhole, dude?

Have you ever seen the hamster dance in my pale moon hole?

 

[Yub]

You should get that shit checked out.


How did we get here from coffee? LET'S GET BACK TO COFFEE DAMMIT!

 

[Mirah]

The I love Coffee Thread is Ruined! Ruined! Would you like cream with that? A little bit of sugar? Over ice or hot?

 

[Loktar]

The I love Coffee Thread is Ruined! Ruined! Would you like cream with that? A little bit of sugar? Over ice or hot?

1/2 cup(Hazelnut or Southern Pecan) hot coffee, 1/2 cup half and half, and 2 splendas, please.

 

[Mirah]

1/2 cup(Hazelnut or Southern Pecan) hot coffee, 1/2 cup half and half, and 2 splendas, please.

Too Complicated!
I mean, "Coming Right Up!"
I mean, "Get your own God Dammed Mother Fucking Coffee you Wanker!"
I mean, "Fuck Me"

 

[Loktar]

Too Complicated!
I mean, "Coming Right Up!"
I mean, "Get your own God Dammed Mother Fucking Coffee you Wanker!"
I mean, "Fuck Me"

*fucks me*

I'll get to you later.

Oh and thats some good coffee too.

*drinks the coffee*

 

[Blindgroping]

Change your Av you mo fo! LOL!

No. It's an annoying one i keep JUST FOR TK!

 

[Yub]

I'd begin a campaign to make you change but I can't be arsed.

 

[Falconarg]

suck my balls yub

 

[Falconarg]

you need milk for your coffe yub?

*cumz in yub face*

there you go you piece of shit

 

[Yub]

 

[Dark Pickle]

I don't drink coffe that much anymore...

 

[Loktar]

you need milk for your coffe yub?

*cumz in yub face*

there you go you piece of shit

WTF? Someone seems a bit testy. Did some forget their meds or did you get rabies from the squirrel you were humping in the park last night?

*readies the taser to put down the retarded little psychopath*

 

[Yub]

My chemical dependence on caffeine is forcing me to drink CRAPPY INSTANT COFFEE. I'm out of actual coffee until tomorrow dammit.

 

[SuN]

^^ ZOMG^^

Btw.....what method do u use to brew ur coffeez?
Also, real coffee doesn't cause dependence chemically, only processed/instant shit does.....I think ur dependence is purely psychological! lol

 

[SuN]

Btw since ur in oceana, have u tried New Guinea Gold coffeeeeeeez?
Rich, sweeet and a soft rounded flavour, incredible blend man.