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I Love Cunt

I did not cook this afternoon. Unless you call steaming brocoli for a salad cooking.
I made a brocolli, tomatoe, mushroom salad. LOL I can't spell.
 
Can't make much of a salad either but then, neither can I :P. I'm going to have one myself for lunch tomorrow. A shredded Iceberg/Romaine combo with sliced chicken, tomato, red onion, boiled egg, bacon and avocado. I'll probably have Ranch on that but Green Goddess sounds like a winner too. We'll see.
 
Yeah I forgot the black olives. Its actually really good-I make a home made oil and vinegar dressing w/ green onions etc etc.
 
You guys should all come over here and cook for me. These foods sound so good I'm going to dream about them.
 
You guys should all come over here and cook for me. These foods sound so good I'm going to dream about them.

I will come over to your house and cook for you and your FBFL. I will prepare fine foods for you. I will wear a blindfold and sometimes earplugs (not really) and I'll just cook. I won't get in the way I swear. I could sleep in the Star Wars room. I'll feed your cat even.
Please let me do this for you.
 
My mouth is raw tonight for some reason. Is it the fizzing strawberries? Should I make a seperate thread about it?
 
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