i love dead people

[Henoch]

living people just get on my fuckin' nerves!!

 

[The Dork Lord]

People fucking suck!

 

[The Dork Lord]

I LOVE THE DEAD
Alice Cooper

I love the dead before they're cold
They're bluing flesh for me to hold
Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing
I love the dead before they rise
No farewells, no goodbyes
I never knew your rotting face
While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave
I have other uses for you, Darling
We love the dead
We love the dead, Yeah

 

[Dr Dave]

Dead people do talk less.

 

[The Dork Lord]

But they also smell worse! (mostly)

 

[Dr Dave]

That they do

 

[The Dork Lord]

People in Comas are the happy medium.