I Love Drug

[Mirah]

Induced dreams. Especially like just allergy medicine induced dreams.

I dreamt I was the president of the world.

Spent my first few moments as President with tissue stuffed up my nose.

 

[Mirah]

It was pretty cool actually. Corruption began almost immediately. I was wondering who I could trust, when I woke up I realized I should fire most of them. One guy was like trying to show me cool stuff on the Internet, I'm like, dude, you have no idea"

Except I didn't say,"like" and stuff.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hail to the Cunt!