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I Love My Penis!

Grammour Boy said:
i'm saving myself. my penis comes out when i get married.
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You mean you've kept your special purpose hidden away in a secret place for just such an occasion? Wow, such restraint. However, how do you know it will work when you need it to? Have you test driven it to keep it functioning? You know, use it or lose it.
 
Enkephalen said:
You mean you've kept your special purpose hidden away in a secret place for just such an occasion? Wow, such restraint. However, how do you know it will work when you need it to? Have you test driven it to keep it functioning? You know, use it or lose it.
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first of all, masturbation will not truly relieve the sexual pressure that I may feel. it may for a short moment, but in the long run it only leads to more masturbation. this creates a vicious circle. this is the nature of all sin. that is why Jesus declared that all who sin become a slave to sin. rest assured my equipment will spring to life and function just fine when the time comes (the night I am married).

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Grammour Boy said:
first of all, masturbation will not truly relieve the sexual pressure that I may feel. it may for a short moment, but in the long run it only leads to more masturbation.this creates a vicious circle. this is the nature of all sin. you see, this is probably only my first attempt at trolling a board, so im not very good at it. contrary to what my name implies im not very good at grammar at all, and possessed neither the vitality nor the wit to stay in character for very long until i began to mentally break down and post in gay orange font for all to laugh at. lilith was the only person i had hoped to troll and with her departure ive gone from virtually pathetic to completely

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A rare moment of honesty from Mr. Boy.
 
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