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I@M ON A TRAIN RIGHT NOW

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
thats the equivelant MF post as using a mobile phone.
 
When it goes through a tunnel shout "WOW, WE'RE IN A LIVING SEX METAPHOR" at the nearest girl.
 
I've had just about enough cans of warm Stella to do it!
 
I love long train rides. Enjoy!
 
bored now I am resorting to posting pictures of where I am.

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YEAH YEAH YEAH POST A PICTURE OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN SHOWING THE ABOVE PICTURE AND IT'LL BE LIKE LOOKING INTO INFINITY AT THE TRAIN STATION
 
OMG IT WOULD TOTALLY BE LIKE SMOKEING DRUGS THAT WOULD EB SO COOL
 
WAIT, YOU LIKE DRUGS TOO? WOW WE COULD BE BROTHERS IN ARMS (HOLDING BUSHELS OF DRUGS) OMG LOL BONC
 
I DO DONKEY DUST AND POPE SAUCE YOU TO?!!?!?!?
 
I am your slave!
Waiting on a small train going nowhere and tired now
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I'd suggest something more interesting, cept for the fact that if I had an idea for something interesting, I'd be out doing it myself.
 
I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME
 
Someone looked at me funny when I took a picture. I think they think I am a muslim terrorist despite me being a pasty balding businessman but think about it I could be the new strain of Al boomshackqueda that, oh I've lost the meaning now
 
How can I do something more interesting? I@M STUCK WAITING FOR A FUKCIN TRAIN AFTER LEAVING MY HOUSE AT 6AM!!!

What do you want me to do? Take some angel dust and smash up the train?

That would make for interesting pictures at least.
 
It's donkey dust.
 
EITHER ONE, SNORT THAT SHIT AND HIT THE BEN AND JERRY'S RESTAURANT WITH A BAZOOKA!! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOMOBM BOOM BOMBMO BOMB BOMBOMB BOMBOM BBOMBOM BBOM BOM BOBM BO BMBO BOO.
 
Does Donkey Dust make you feel invincible to all but small children with a card tail and a drawing pin?

I'M RUSHING WITH DONKEY DUST AND I FEEL FINE
 
YES, AND YES.
 
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND GET THE NICE MUSLIM LADY WEARING A BURKA TO TAKE YOUR PICTURE!!!
 
Maybe your train is really a TRANSFORMER!?
 
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