I might leave.

Mentalist · Oct 8, 2005

Or kill myself. OR BOTH.

Henoch · Oct 8, 2005

Neither option is acceptable!

Number_6 · Oct 8, 2005

Well, if you kill yourself, it's guaranteed to be both.

Henoch · Oct 8, 2005

True.

Eggs Mayonnaise · Oct 8, 2005

If you kill yourself, I'll come over there and piss on your body. OOH BURN.

Mentalist · Oct 8, 2005

RANDOM IMAGE ALERT

Eggs Mayonnaise · Oct 8, 2005

DONT LEAVE THE FAT KIDS IN LURCH!!!

Starship Coyote · Oct 8, 2005

Did you know that Ted Cassidy was caught more than once fondling the little girl who played Tuesday...Wednesday...Thursday...whatever her name was?

Mentalist · Oct 8, 2005

Is that actually true?

Starship Coyote · Oct 8, 2005

Mentalist · Oct 8, 2005

Well thats just wrong.

Anubis · Oct 8, 2005

I can provide trivia too, if it will keep you from killing yourself.

Starship Coyote · Oct 8, 2005

Did you know that a duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one can figure out why?

Mentalist · Oct 8, 2005

I'm going to throw in my life upto this point and become a mime artist.

Mentalist · Oct 8, 2005

Did you know I can backflip? Fascinating eh, while drinking milk no less.

Anubis · Oct 8, 2005

Let's type together.

Heads will motherfucking roll.

Starship Coyote · Oct 8, 2005

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?

Anubis · Oct 8, 2005

I'd give you karma, but I'd look like a sycophant.

Anubis · Oct 8, 2005

CoyoteUgly said:
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?

Classic "Polish hostage" scenario.

Mentalist · Oct 8, 2005

CoyoteUgly said:
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?

No, it means time to bust out the video tape and watch Jillian finally do it.