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I need a good fight right now

Well isn't that just typical. Storm in here, start shit, then walk out of the fucking room. How utterly usual.
 
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WHAT'S THAT MOTHER FUCKER!? I WILL PEEL BACK YOUR SKULL CAP, ASSHAT! I WILL KICK YOU IN YOUR ADAM'S APPLE AND SHIT IN YOUR OPEN MOUTH! I WILL SINGE YOUR NUT FUZZ WITH A ZIPPO LIGHTER AND SHOVE MY THUMB UP YOUR BUTT! I WILL PULL YOUR TOENAILS OFF ONE BY ONE BY ONE BY ONE BY ONE BY ONE (you get the picture) AND FLOAT THEM IN YOUR SOUP AS CRACKERS AND MAKE YOU EAT THEM! I WILL LAUNCH A BOTTLE ROCKET UP YOUR CUNT! I WILL REMOVE YOUR TESTICLES WITH PLASTIC FISHER PRICE PLIERS WHILE I WATCH CLASSIC 70'S SESAME STREET EPISODES EXTOLLING THE VIRTUES OF SHARING VIS-A-VIS BERT AND ERNIE! I WILL CALL YOUR PLACE OF WORK AND PRETEND TO BE YOUR GAY, JILTED LOVER AND GET YOU FIRED FOR FUCKING ME IN THE ASS ON THE COPY MACHINE!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, SNIPER!? I AM NOT A NICE MAN AND I WILL NOT RESPECT YOU IN THE MORNING!
 
SSgt_Sniper said:
Well isn't that just typical. Storm in here, start shit, then walk out of the fucking room. How utterly usual.
Who are you referring to? I never start what I can't finish Sarge.
 
Neil said:
WHAT'S THAT MOTHER FUCKER!? I WILL PEEL BACK YOUR SKULL CAP, ASSHAT! I WILL KICK YOU IN YOUR ADAM'S APPLE AND SHIT IN YOUR OPEN MOUTH! I WILL SINGE YOUR NUT FUZZ WITH A ZIPPO LIGHTER AND SHOVE MY THUMB UP YOUR BUTT! I WILL PULL YOUR TOENAILS OFF ONE BY ONE BY ONE BY ONE BY ONE BY ONE (you get the picture) AND FLOAT THEM IN YOUR SOUP AS CRACKERS AND MAKE YOU EAT THEM! I WILL LAUNCH A BOTTLE ROCKET UP YOUR CUNT! I WILL REMOVE YOUR TESTICLES WITH PLASTIC FISHER PRICE PLIERS WHILE I WATCH CLASSIC 70'S SESAME STREET EPISODES EXTOLLING THE VIRTUES OF SHARING VIS-A-VIS BERT AND ERNIE! I WILL CALL YOUR PLACE OF WORK AND PRETEND TO BE YOUR GAY, JILTED LOVER AND GET YOU FIRED FOR FUCKING ME IN THE ASS ON THE COPY MACHINE!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, SNIPER!? I AM NOT A NICE MAN AND I WILL NOT RESPECT YOU IN THE MORNING!

SUCK MY DICK NEIL!
 
I AM GOING TO RAPE EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD AND MAKE YOU CLEAN ME UP, AFTERWARDS!!!!!!!!
 
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