I need a pack of smokes but too lazy to go out so I'm wondering...

[johnford]

...if I can just use the force!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just quit smoking...NOW.

 

[johnford]

My Dare teacher in school said the same thing when will I learn when?

 

[Mentalist]

Your what teacher?

 

[johnford]

In high school they had everyone go to Dare class...what a waste of time since I had been smoking before that point. Bastards. Just say no to drugs was the slogan. What a stupid slogan it was pinned by former first lady Nancy Reagan. What a horrible and awkward time the 80s were.

 

[johnford]

Having some big fat cop telling us to avoid drugs quite funny really because we could of always said well then why don't you lay off the donuts.