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I need a shower

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
I should take it now before all the good telly starts.
 
So do I WE COULD BE LONG-LOST TWINS OMg
 
(assuming our mother spent decades in labor)
 
JOINED AT THE TOEJAM LOL
 
I prepare a bath, you can read in the bath, quite awkward to read in the shower.
 
Unless you've got one of those plushy squeaky books they give you when you're 2 to read in the bath.
 
I've never come accross one of those, but I imagine if I did it would be easy to wipe off.
 
whisky said:
I prepare a bath, you can read in the bath, quite awkward to read in the shower.

Yeah that never works, in theory you could make holy water by showering with the bible, and collecting the run off.
 
But then some of it's also touched your pee-pee WHAT THEN?!
 
FBI parte due said:
But then some of it's also touched your pee-pee WHAT THEN?!

Your penis would have been blessed, I guess.
 
Then a host of angels would descend upon your pee pee AND RAPE RAPE RAPE
 
Their just doing their jobs!
 
I don't like showers because I'm autisitic.
 
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