I need a ukulele sstring

[Yub]

Cause once I have that, I'm gonna learn to play it. THEN I WILL ROCK. I have the uke, I have the sites, I have the will. ALL I NEED IS THAT DAMN STRING.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Lemme know when you're ready, and I'll gram my guitar.

WE WILL ROCK THIS TOWN'S FACE OFF!

 

[Yub]

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[Dark Pickle]

SHOCKODOOBIE WOW WOW WOOWIE

 

[Loktar]

Cause once I have that, I'm gonna learn to play it. THEN I WILL ROCK. I have the uke, I have the sites, I have the will. ALL I NEED IS THAT DAMN STRING.

Don't forget the hula skirt too, ya kangaroo hippy!

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

I play the uke.

Respect the Uke.

4 strings, 4 fingers...coincidence? I think not.

(besides, hula dancers are mostly crazy, and know isolations. Having one climb on top of you, have you inside to the hilt, and then let them do a few "ami's" is a pretty pleasant experience. 95% as good as belly dancer's in that regard, they only loose 5% due to costuming.)

-SB

 

[Loktar]

No worries. I like and respect the uke. Yub knows I was only teasing.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Yeah...but *I* did not.

Uke's are small, but having one shoved up your butt looks like it'd hurt (in most cases).
I find your lack of reverence disturbing...

-SB

 

[Dark Pickle]

He just might enjoy it...

 

[Yub]

I would never shove a uke up Loktar's butt. Would knows what else has been up there?

 

[Loktar]

I would never shove a uke up Loktar's butt. Would knows what else has been up there?

FYI: Just my finger and toilet paper.

 

[Yub]

Why do I doubt that?

 

[Loktar]

Why do I doubt that?

Ok fine. A few rectal thermometers too.

 

[Yub]

I still have strong doubts.

 

[Loktar]

I still have strong doubts.

Maybe a few alien anal probes? I have no memory of that so...I don't know.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Baritone uke?