I need to apologise to CAPTAIN WACKY

[Gagh]

It's that time of year, you see.


SORRY LOL PETE'S METAL FEET FOUND BARRYMORE'S HOTSPOT UNDER HAKU'S AFRO BLEUGH.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THANKS FOR APOLOGISING FOR THAT THING YOU DID WHICH ONLY ME AND MISSMANNERS KNOW ABOUT AND DORK LORD AND JACK WILL PRETEND TO KNOW ABOUT AND GRAMMOURBOY WILL POST PICS OF OZZY OSBOURNE SITTING ON A TOILET IN REFERENCE TOO, I ACCEPT IT FULLY AND PROUDLY IN MUCH THE SAME WAY THAT MY PENIS STANDS FULL AND PROUDLY ERECT AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME, OH GOD I WANT TO WANK IT BUT I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING SEXY, R2D2 IS STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR SOME REASON, I GUESS I COULD PRETEND HE'S GET A BIG HOLE ON HIS BOTTOM INSTEAD OF A THIRD LEG LIKE THE ACTION FIGURE I HAD OF HIM DID, SERIOUSLY, WHY DIDN'T THE FIGURE HAVE A THIRD LEG, THAT'S FUCKING CHEAP, OR DID MEAN JUST BREAK OFF EARLY AND I FORGOT, I ALSO REPAINTED MY C3PO BECAUSE HE STARTED TO FADE SO HE LOOKS MORE LIKE ROTS 3PO THAN ORIGINAL TRILOGY THREEPIO WHICH IS ODDLY PRESCIENT OF ME SINCE I DID IT MANY YEARS BEFORE I EVEN KNEW THE PREQUELS WERE GOING TO HAPPEN, PROBABLY BEFORE GEORGE KNEW TOO, LOL HE DIDN'T PLAN SHIT DID HE, BUT I STILL LOVE HIM THE BIG GOOFY BASTARD AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE, I THINK NATALIE PORTMAN IS QUITE FOND OF HIM TOO BECAUSE I HAVE A PHOTO OF HIM RUBBING HER BALD HEAD IN CANNES IN 2005 AND SHE WOULDN'T LET JUST ANYONE DO THAT, SPEAKING OF WHICH DID YOU KNOW THAT NATALIE IS A JUDGE AT CANNES THIS YEAR, QUITE AN ACHIEVEMENT FOR ONE SO YOUNG, AH SHIT, I'M THINKING ABOUT NATALIE NOW BUT MY HARD-ON IS LONG GONE, OH WELL, JUST ANOTHER LOST WANK THAT HAS CREATED A PARRELLEL (I CAN NEVER SPELL THAT WORD) UNIVERSE WHERE THE WANK DID HAPPEN AND I HAD A HEART ATTACK BECAUSE THE ORGASM WAS SO MIGHTY AND DIED, JUST AS WELL THEN, MAYBE I'LL VISIT THAT UNIVERSE SOMEDAY TO SEE WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE IF I KILLED MYSELF THEN MAKE A DECISION ON ENDING IT ALL OR JUST GOING ON TO SEE IF SUSAN KENNEDY EVER LEAVES NEIGHBOURS, YEAH, ANYWAY, THANKS FOR THE THING.

 

[Gagh]

Even with the mild influence of alcohol I can't follow that up!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I think Gagh is on the edge of getting his misanthrope card revoked EGADS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HIS CARDS HAVE BEEN MARKED; THE MARK OF KANE THAT IS, THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE, LOOK OUT, HE'S EATING ALL THE TUNA KING, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT, THAT FUCKING EVIL BASTARD IS EATING ALL THE TUNA, WHY KING WHY, WHY CAN'T HE JUST BE NORMAL, OH SURE HE'LL BLAME HIS TROUBLED CHILDHOOD AND HIS AUTISM, BUT I THINK HE JUST WANTS THE FUCKING ATTENTION KING, I THINK HE JUST WANTS THE FUCKDAMN GODFORSAKEN ATTENTION, THAT WHORE, THAT SLUT, I BET HE'LL START SPAMMING UP SPAMCAPITAL NEXT TO SLOW DOWN THE BOARD, THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING HE'D DO, AND BY BOARD I MEAN THE UNDERTAKER'S RECOVERY FROM KNEE SURGERY, SINCE KANE BLEW HIS KNEE OFF WITH A ROCKET, OH YEAH DID I NOT MENTION THAT, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE FUCKING ME, YOU FUCKING RODENTS, YOU RATS, YOU GOPHERS, YOU TURTLES, YOU ARABJEWS, YOU BIG MONKEYS, OOK OOK OOK, THAT'S THE ONLY LANGUAGE YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND ISN'T IT, THE LANGUAGE OF THE GUTTER, THE, DAMN IT, THE LEFT SIDE OF MY CHEST HURTS, SHIT I CAN'T MOVE ME ARM KING, I THINK IT'S A HEART ATTACK AGAIN, HELP ME, DON'T RUN AWAY WITH THAT FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL, I DON'T CARE HOW HOT SHE IS, HELP ME, HELP MEEEEEEEE, GAH FUCK SHIT.