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I need to do one of those stream of conscienceness posts like Mentyh

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
bUt i can't

I don't think
about anything

nothing

nor irigonal thought


mtnohnign new


nothing under the son or moon nor the two trees of Valinor waxing and waning in elder days when Galdariel was as young as Claire's baby from lost and she liked peanut butter YU LLL EVERYYAD

lol AnnPauqin is welln ice


remember X2 when Anna I mean Rogue kisses bobby and then she blows out ice breath? That was so fucking hot.;

I've gone off men a bit sorry eggs I mean not really and I shouldn't even mention stuff like this because it's linked to my depression I think I dodn't find anything sexy at the moment

EXCEPT

Anna

GRACE

that's its


sflsol


why do I feel the need to update you people on what I find sexy?

Whoc are
s

I'm probably the least sexual persona ever

except Jim gamma

JTHERO IN A SPECSLUT

Top spec bitch

innit

out
 
LOL it was pretty good but I would try to do one but all it hink fo is BIG BROTHER WHICH IS LAME ITS TURE BUT I LIKE IT AND I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO AND GRAPES AND GRACE AND BUMS ARE ON MY MIND LIKE A BIG BALLON IN THE SKY NINTEY NINE RED BALLONS GO FLYING BY INFACT LIKE THAT SONG THAT WAS COOL BUT A BIT CHEESY LIKE ALL 80'S MUSIC BUT HWHO CARE 99 RED BALLONS BA BABA THE BALL HEAD SAID I AND OF COURSE AT THIS POINT WE NEED TO BRING THE AWESOMESS OF SWEEP FROM SOOTY AND FAME INTO THE MIX AND TALK ABOUT LOTR RINGLES AND THE PRINGLE FAMILY FROM HELL AND IM TELLING YOU GLYN NEEDS A SMACK UPSID THE HAD AWANKER S LOKL ana lucia from lost lol she s abiotch i just spoke about tis so i can talk about it here and it wil refernce in the sky like the big seagull yeah michael palin where is he in dubai or somethign going hmm this tea tastes of shit butits cool because im ion one of john simposnTRIPS LOL I CAN SEE MULTICOLOURED GOLDFISH FLYING IN THE SKY LIKE A FUCKING RAINBOW AND THE PIIE ELFS ARE COMING TO GET ME LOL JOHN SIMPOSN YOU FGUCKING BUTTER RELAX DON'T DO IT ECT LIKE THAT OTHER 80'S SONG BUT ANYWAY WBACK TO BIG BROTHER GRAPE IS ABITCH AND I DON'T LIKE HERE AND LISA WANT SOM EOUTERRETS COCK LOL LIKE SUE FROM SOOTY FAME THE SLUT UYEH WICKED *WHISTLE* MOKNEY BNUINESS IN THE HOUSE GLYN IS FUCKING ROOLO HEAD AND MIKEY RCKONS HE'S VERNON KAY WITH A SUPERBOI COMPLEX SEZER THE GEEZER YEAH WICKED INNIT AWESOME VICTOR WOULD SMASH THEM UP WITH HIS PLATE HANDS

pete to win says the publicb but he ma expolde wso who knows clark is a good lookig guy like everyone knows this and lana is a slut but erica duarance aka lois the plois is hot and so was ultra arms as well in one episode lololocaust omg.
 
Look everyone it's Giles WITH A CHAINSAW

yes

Grace ass

can't thin

clown will eat me

DOINK

BUDGE THE HELICOPTER

MY BALLBAG

JOEy
Chandle
Ross

RVince Russoa

GUL DUKAR

DAMARR
DO WAHT MUST BE DONE LORD HITLER

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SADDAM ON TRIAL STILL!?
 
No, no, no.
Streams go like this:

so I was walking through the park then aliens landed and gave me a hamburger.
I said, "I don't eat cows." and the drilled a hole to China.
bees came out of the hole and did a fine RiverDance.
Jigging to and fro, they had reallt high voices.
All the walking dogs started howling and the moon Beamed with pride and my dinnerware ran through the marshes.
They gave a good chase but eventually eluded me in a pumpkin patch.
Snoopy was there and gave me a beer. German shit.
So i said thanks and ordered a pizza with anchovies and saurkruat.
Little did I know that I was the 1000th caller and won a three night stay in Jerusilum.
I tell ya' Full body covering are Hot! robes and dust and nooks and crannies.
Lots of stuff to explore. the dessert leads to savannah to the jungle where I find a treasure mad leading to an X on the ground.
I stand on the X and a giant party hammer clunks me on the head making a squeaky sound that wakes up all the babies.
Damn the nurses for not burping them!


Something like that.
 
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