I need to get an update

[Ilyanna]

so, who's currently quarreling with whom, and for what reason?
where's Loktar?

Also, to unstick the monster thread, I will have to either de-merge or delete it. Now's your chance to vote what it should be. (and yeah, I *will* find a way to get rid of it unless the majority of the people I like in here want it to stay. No, I will not say who is a member of that group.)

 

[FBI parte due]

Can one of the people you already like "vouch" for me so I can vote on the issue?

 

[Yub]

We voted Omar in. Omar went on a merging rampage and first merging karma threads but then afterward whatever took his fancy. Naturally, this didn't sit well will a few of us, namely Pickle and myself. We duly feuded with him and his supporters namely Dirk Funk, hummus and Loktar. Kitty slashed at them also for lulz.

Pickle took the keys to Dual's account [which Dual had carelessly given him] and merged a few threads in the Grasslands to prove a point. Dual duly cried foul to the Admins who couldn't have cared less if Dual was an idiot.

Loktar invariably lost his marbles at some point because he left TK "forever", alledgedly leaving his account in Pickle's hands. When Pickle posted a few baiting threads in Loktar's name in order to get him to return, the well of madness deepened for teh poor lad and now after a brief thrashing about in which he posted a lot of utter bollocks and blamed on Pickle, is not speaking to Pickle or I [I called him on his BS].

The Badlands have had barely anyone posting in them and some, like Pandora, have left outright. The intelligence of the Badlands has suffered due to Omar/Dual's hands about it's neck cutting off it's oxygen supply.

That's about it from where I stand.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I'll let the others speak for themselves, but I am currently feuding with Yub and J&L. As for why, both Yub and J&L drew first blood, so you'll have to ask them. I'm simply responding to their idiocy. Gagh danced for me for a while, but I believe he's grown bored. I'm currently in a cease-fire with Kitty. That's it for my end.

 

[FBI parte due]

As the original mission statement of the Badlands was basically "we're a bunch of pissy thirteen-year-old girls," I don't see a problem with the way things have been going.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Me either, honestly. What was the chief complaint from Kitty for a long time? It was getting too boring and touchy-feely? Fine. I have no problem with Omar tearing it up a bit.

 

[Dual]

This place was born of chaotic spam, and to the flames it shall return.

 

[Ilyanna]

OK, so far we have a few pretty straight-forward relations... anything else I should know about?
Oh and Dirk - I strongly doubt that Gagh even owns a pair of dancing shoes...

 

[Dual]

OK, so far we have a few pretty straight-forward relations... anything else I should know about?
Oh and Dirk - I strongly doubt that Gagh even owns a pair of dancing shoes...

LOL, nice picture, fairly accurate.

 

[Gagh]

OK, so far we have a few pretty straight-forward relations... anything else I should know about?
Oh and Dirk - I strongly doubt that Gagh even owns a pair of dancing shoes...

This is the most accurate Badlands relationship spidergram ever produced. Fair enough it's the only Badlands relationship spidergram ever produced, but don't allow that to negate it's accuracy.

I would have actually drawn a circle around everyone to represent me. They're all fueding with each other, whilst I just pretend to hate everyone. To do anything else would be sorely disappointing.

 

[Ilyanna]

This is the most accurate Badlands relationship spidergram ever produced. Fair enough it's the only Badlands relationship spidergram ever produced, but don't allow that to negate it's accuracy.

Too bad it will presumably be outdated in about 1 or 2 hours by completely unexpected shifts of loyalty and spontaneously arising disputes.

I would have actually drawn a circle around everyone to represent me. They're all fueding with each other, whilst I just pretend to hate everyone.To do anything else would be sorely disappointing.

Wait, you mean all that beautiful, delicious, masculine, and formidable hatred was fake??!? I am completely shattered.

 

[FBI parte due]

Shouldn't the big circle represent Falconarg?

 

[Gagh]

Too bad it will presumably be outdated in about 1 or 2 hours by completely unexpected shifts of loyalty and spontaneously arising disputes.

May I suggest instead of well ordered lines flowing from target to target, you just scribble the lines all over the graph area?

Wait, you mean all that beautiful, delicious, masculine, and formidable hatred was fake??!? I am completely shattered.

I hate you as much as I hate a lovely, fluffy baby bunny.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Shouldn't the big circle represent Falconarg?

He runs this place, right?

 

[Ilyanna]

Shouldn't the big circle represent Falconarg?

No. See the nondescript, white point on white background in the left-hand corner? That represents Falconarg.

May I suggest instead of well ordered lines flowing from target to target, you just scribble the lines all over the graph area?

Brilliant. I will do that in preparation for the next meeting of spidergraphics anonymous.

I hate you as much as I hate a lovely, fluffy baby bunny.

Now that is just crazy talk.
But slightly reassuring, to be honest.

 

[FBI parte due]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he does. Denial doesn't suit you two.

 

[Gagh]

OK, Maybe he means something to this forum, but he sure means fuck all to me.

 

[Ilyanna]

Pfft. So he runs this place. Big deal. Still won't include him in the graph.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

 

[Kitty]

Don't bother demerging the Kitty and J&L mess thread.

I like the graph. Everything seems about accurate.