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I need to shave my beard!

Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
I have a big four-week Grizzley Adams beard going, and it's finally getting irritating, plus it's getting warm out. So I don't need it to keep my face warm (why pay for a scarf when you can grow one for free!) and my hair is very curly so it's starting to look a bit unkempt.

Plus...there are quite a few gray hairs down on the ol' chinny-chin-chin. :(

Yeah, it's soooo coming off tonight.
 
I am always clean shaven. Though last week I found my last Mac 3 razor was totally blunt so I put it off.

Went and bought some new ones and then mangaed to evicerate my face and neck. There was blood everywhere.


I may have been a little tired.
 
Laker_Girl said:
^LIES! ALL LIES!
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I knowed I said I were gon' do it last night, but I was so tired I's afeared I'd decapa...decapa...cut mah durn fool head off!

It feels yucky, more important, I LOOK yucky. And you know how incredibly vain I am!
 
Mentalist said:
I am always clean shaven. Though last week I found my last Mac 3 razor was totally blunt so I put it off.

Went and bought some new ones and then mangaed to evicerate my face and neck. There was blood everywhere.


I may have been a little tired.
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You actually managed to cut yourself with a Mach 3?! HOW?! Jayzus, I've got hair like copper wire and never so much as a nick! Oh, and have you tried the new one yet? The "Fusion"? 5 blades! That's stupid! No razor needs 5 damn blades! (I got one, like it a lot.) :D
 
My question is, why are they always trying to improve men's razors and never women's??? It's not like I can go without shaving, shouldn't my razor be more important? I think so.

I know what you're thinking, "The so sexy Laker_Girl doesn't wax?" To which I say, "FUCKING HELL NO!" Come here and let me wax your balls, that's how good a leg and/or bikini wax feels. So yes I have waxed, I tortured myself several times now I just take care of it myself and I do a much better job.
 
The Question said:
You actually managed to cut yourself with a Mach 3?! HOW?! Jayzus, I've got hair like copper wire and never so much as a nick! Oh, and have you tried the new one yet? The "Fusion"? 5 blades! That's stupid! No razor needs 5 damn blades! (I got one, like it a lot.) :D
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I know!

I was shocked as well. I hardly ever get cut shaving, I never go against the grain either so its not like I'm just asking for trouble.

Brand new blade and I didn't even feel the cuts. But sure enough my whole necy was bleeding. Like not just a few nicks. I'm talking like 20.


Its really weird actually. I don't get it.My skin is extremley smooth so I don't see who I cut myself. Now I'm scared of shaving again because my neck is still tender so I'll probably never shave again (overreaction) but who knows its a mystery!


And nope, never tried the five blade things. I thought four was stupid.
 
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My salt & pepper beard is, as always, in full bloom, but neatly trimmed at the jawline with an electric.
 
^^OMFG, IT'S A BEAR ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A TWINK!!

What's funny is, I always grow a beard in the winter...and this year was the first time I saw grey in it...near the chin...and it was a LOT!
 
Big Dick McGee said:
I have a big four-week Grizzley Adams beard going, and it's finally getting irritating, plus it's getting warm out. So I don't need it to keep my face warm (why pay for a scarf when you can grow one for free!) and my hair is very curly so it's starting to look a bit unkempt.

Plus...there are quite a few gray hairs down on the ol' chinny-chin-chin. :(

Yeah, it's soooo coming off tonight.
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have fun
 
Big Dick McGee said:
^^OMFG, IT'S A BEAR ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A TWINK!!

What's funny is, I always grow a beard in the winter...and this year was the first time I saw grey in it...near the chin...and it was a LOT!
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My gray is more above the lip, but a little is peeking through on the chin now too. And in my temples. That's a tough one. I'm gonna be one of those vain hair-dying bitches, oh yes I am.

Hell, if I win lotto, I'll also be one of those hair transplant addicts the minute I think I'm going thin somewhere.
 
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