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I need to start making some changes in my life

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
No more socks!
 
Socks are bad in the summer...
 
I think you should rape Natalie Portman more often, for a better prostate.
 
I'll wank over MANY THINGS how about that.
 
Keep wanking about raping Natalie. If you stop, Tinkerbell will die.
 
Shit, I don't even hardly wear socks in the winter. No socks!
 
I haven't wanked over Natalie in SO LONG (about two weeks or less).
 
What if Natalie is wanking about raping CaptainWacky RIGHT NOW?!
 
It's enough to make your hair turn pink and fall off while sliding on a pole!
 
That could get interesting.
 
Could get SEXY!
 
I don't wear socks in the summertime, except to work, where I am for 60-70 hours per week.

So, in summary: I wear socks a lot in the summer.
 
I still am wearing socks by the way.
 
I have always suspected that Wacky is actually Natalie Portman, trying to get attention for herself and her lesbian slut-bitch Keira Knightley.
 
CaptainWacky said:
I still am wearing socks by the way.
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Well it was only a resoultion after all. These things take time. Like when I resolved to quit drinking New Year's Day 1997. Still working on that one...
 
SilentBtViolent said:
I have always suspected that Wacky is actually Natalie Portman, trying to get attention for herself and her lesbian slut-bitch Keira Knightley.
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MENTAL NOTE: SBV KNOWS TOO MUCH...
 
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