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I never thought I'd say it

eloisel

eloisel

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But, damn, they need to get out from under Brittany Spears' ass. Every day - Brittany stopped and got coffee... got a soda pop ... had a flat tire ... gave her kid a hamburger... Yes. She has problems. Have a bunch of nutters up your butt photographing every freaking thing you do, you'd probably be a bunch nuts too. And, then, send in "Doctor" Phil? Seriously, that dude needs to deal with his own denial issues about what kind of doctor he is.

I'm channelling that little blonde boy - "Just leave Brittany alone!"
 
Trying to crawl out from under that ass could be a major undertaking. If the person survived being sat on in the first place.
 
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OH and I agree about Britney... she's a basket case, and her career is probably over (maybe not). The news shows report on her every move as if it's important for us to know that she had a fucking flat tire. I've never been a fan but I sure feel sorry for her now.
 
She has real mental problems and needs to be put away for a while in order to become a functioning person again. Then she can emerge in a year or two, owe everything to Jesus and have a family sitcom.

Instead, she is currently banging one of the paparazzi who stalk her, and checking into a different hotel every night. Can't a loved one just throw her in a wagon and haul her off to the bin?
 
Ha - Her loved one "mom" called Dr. Phil who isn't even a real psychologist or psychiatrist. Now these damned talking heads sit around comparing Brittany to Nichole Smith and Marilyn Monroe. Hmm... no comparison of the paparazzi to the ones that killed Princess Diana.

I'd be her mom. God help the news and the paparazzi then.
 
Cassie said:
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OH and I agree about Britney... she's a basket case, and her career is probably over (maybe not). The news shows report on her every move as if it's important for us to know that she had a fucking flat tire. I've never been a fan but I sure feel sorry for her now.
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Eh, there's always porn. She may be a washed up has been as a main stream celebrity, but she'd bring in the bucks for some porn producer flat on her back with her heels behind her ears.
 
Britney is rich, she deserves no rights to privacy! If she can't handle the pressure then she should cut her own head off!!
 
eloisel said:
But, damn, they need to get out from under Brittany Spears' ass. Every day - Brittany stopped and got coffee... got a soda pop ... had a flat tire ... gave her kid a hamburger... Yes. She has problems. Have a bunch of nutters up your butt photographing every freaking thing you do, you'd probably be a bunch nuts too. And, then, send in "Doctor" Phil? Seriously, that dude needs to deal with his own denial issues about what kind of doctor he is.

I'm channelling that little blonde boy - "Just leave Brittany alone!"
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Although it is indeed a shame. The path Brittany has stumbled down is all of her own making.

Lets be honest, if it wasnt for the press/paparazzi she wouldnt have her stupid mug on the front page of every magazine/tabloid paper across the world.

Brittany knows this, and thus plays them like a fiddle. She knows where her bread is buttered and without them she would of drifted off into oblivion by now.

The mere fact that they continue to hound her, makes the fact that if she does ever straighten herself out, she will be able to fall straight back into the limelight and revive her career.

Maybe she should take a look at the bottles of liquor and lines of white powder she constantly hammers and stop trying to blame everybody else for her spectacular(and funny) fall from grace.
 
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