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I only sleep for three hours a night now

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
FUN ISN'T IT
 
I've been a serial catnapper for about 2 years now. I used to binge-sleep on weekends but I don't even do that anymore, I wake up after 4 or 5 hours tops.
 
I hate those people that claim you die if you don't sleep. NO YOU DON'T.
 
But aren't you tired? Even a little?

I get about 6 hours straight and wake up pretty much without an alarm clock. But, less that 5-6 hours and my eyes get scratchy and I'm like some PMS bitch jonesing for some chocolate.
 
I don't feel anything.
 
Oh. ;)
 
What if I shoved a knife in yer leg? Eh? Feel that?
 
My soul patch just moved to the back of my head.
 
I slept better last night.
 
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