CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
FOR YEARS I resisted reading them because they were "for kids" and EVEN THOUGH adults read them too I assumed they were saddos who never read anything except Potter and The Da Vinci Code so that they could talk about them at their "water coolers" or whatever the FUCK you people do...THE BASTARDS STAB TSBA bk
lost my train of thought
lost my HOGWARTS EXPRESS OF THOUGHT!
Yeah anyway they're actually quite good. The best kind of kids books are the ones that don't talk down to the children and these don't REALLY too much and they get a bit more adult as they go along. I'm sure I caught an innuendo about Harry waking up with a hard-on and wanking over Ginny in book 6 but that might have just been my dirty mind. Obviously they're not like Hannibal Lecter shit by the end but still better than fucking you know that book about kittens or some shit
lost train of thought again
it's good that they're not like Narnia and just bible stories with a lion in place of Moses
ANYWy
book one: it's an okay introduction to the main characters, setting and general theme,
book two: the plots a bit better but it's more of the same
book three: this is where it improves as things go all moop moop
book four: NOOOOOOOOO CEDRIC YOU WERE SO YOUNG
book five: the umbridge stuff could have been tied into the finale better but I did like the implication that she was gang-raped by centaurs
book six: It's all set-up for book seven, really! Obviously there must be a big twist to the ending because SURELY Dumbledore couldn't have been pwned so easily by the fake horcrux and then Snape turning heel? The obvious answer is that Dumbledore is right about Snape and they're still on the same side and maye that potion Dumbledore drank will resurrected him in book seven. Themitically, Harry obviously has to go up against Voldermort ALONE in book 7 and that's why Dumbledore is out but I excpect he'll be back to help out a bit at some point and Snape and Draco will turn face ont he Death Eaters and TONKS WILL TURN EVIL YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRSt. Book 7 will ahve to be the LONGEST BOOK SINCE THE BIBLE as I want EVERYONE to have a proper ending yes including Winky.
So yeah they're good books and Neroon is gay.
lost my train of thought
lost my HOGWARTS EXPRESS OF THOUGHT!
Yeah anyway they're actually quite good. The best kind of kids books are the ones that don't talk down to the children and these don't REALLY too much and they get a bit more adult as they go along. I'm sure I caught an innuendo about Harry waking up with a hard-on and wanking over Ginny in book 6 but that might have just been my dirty mind. Obviously they're not like Hannibal Lecter shit by the end but still better than fucking you know that book about kittens or some shit
lost train of thought again
it's good that they're not like Narnia and just bible stories with a lion in place of Moses
ANYWy
book one: it's an okay introduction to the main characters, setting and general theme,
book two: the plots a bit better but it's more of the same
book three: this is where it improves as things go all moop moop
book four: NOOOOOOOOO CEDRIC YOU WERE SO YOUNG
book five: the umbridge stuff could have been tied into the finale better but I did like the implication that she was gang-raped by centaurs
book six: It's all set-up for book seven, really! Obviously there must be a big twist to the ending because SURELY Dumbledore couldn't have been pwned so easily by the fake horcrux and then Snape turning heel? The obvious answer is that Dumbledore is right about Snape and they're still on the same side and maye that potion Dumbledore drank will resurrected him in book seven. Themitically, Harry obviously has to go up against Voldermort ALONE in book 7 and that's why Dumbledore is out but I excpect he'll be back to help out a bit at some point and Snape and Draco will turn face ont he Death Eaters and TONKS WILL TURN EVIL YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRSt. Book 7 will ahve to be the LONGEST BOOK SINCE THE BIBLE as I want EVERYONE to have a proper ending yes including Winky.
So yeah they're good books and Neroon is gay.
I own at least 3 of the books, I just haven't gotten round to it yet. 