I RETURN

[Zombie Superman]

Once the infection spread, I fought as long as I could to help the people of Metropolis, then Earth. It wasn't long before I was bitten and infected myself.

I flew into space as I found my mind failing me, the hunger growing...tried to destroy myself in the sun...then a blackness in space...my mind faltering...

...then I was in a place far removed from our galaxy...it was full of stars...

...something among those stars moved toward me...healed me...

Then I felt myself again, though my body was still torn and almost ruined. I found that darkness again and flew through it.

And then returned here. To find Earth unaffected, as if nothing ever befell it.

 

[The Question]

And then I lifted the bun up off your sandwich and shat on it.

 

[Zombie Superman]

The haze clears...and I remember: my last post here was in a thread which asked: "who from the TK do you want to see go AWOL?"

I answered: Zombie Superman.

That was over three years ago.

So I guess I banished myself.

Great to be back. Are Dork Lord and jack still here? Great guys.

Z\S/

 

[Loktar]

The haze clears...and I remember: my last post here was in a thread which asked: "who from the TK do you want to see go AWOL?"

I answered: Zombie Superman.

That was over three years ago.

So I guess I banished myself.

Great to be back. Are Dork Lord and jack still here? Great guys.

Z\S/

jack yes, Dork Lord no.

 

[headvoid]

I do like a man who has a four character sign off in their posts.

 

[jack]

The haze clears...and I remember: my last post here was in a thread which asked: "who from the TK do you want to see go AWOL?"

I answered: Zombie Superman.

That was over three years ago.

So I guess I banished myself.

Great to be back. Are Dork Lord and jack still here? Great guys.

Z\S/

Hiya Zombie Superman I'm still here like the barnacle I will always be. Dork Lord occasionally shows up at TKR but holds court at FB these days.

 

[headvoid]

I think of you more like a leech than a barnacle.

It's semantics, but you can see the difference I am sure.

 

[jack]

Leeches can be pulled off, barnacles cannot, they usually have to be sandblasted off. So no, I don't see your analogy.

I do see why Ranters kicked you out of their sandbox though, and how you ended up here

 

[The Question]

I think it's important for Zombie Superman to be informed that while he was gone, I broke into his apartment, climbed up on a stool, removed the grille from his AC vent and peed in there.

So, y'know, no need to wonder what that smell is.

 

[Zombie Superman]

I think it's important for Zombie Superman to be informed that while he was gone, I broke into his apartment, climbed up on a stool, removed the grille from his AC vent and peed in there.

So, y'know, no need to wonder what that smell is.

So that was you! Good to know. Thanks for looking in on the place for me.

Hiya Zombie Superman I'm still here like the barnacle I will always be. Dork Lord occasionally shows up at TKR but holds court at FB these days.

Glad to see you're still here, jack. You're no barnacle, my friend. To keep the naval analogy going, you're more like the sextant by which the TK ship navigates!

Heh. "Sextant."