I ruined a man

[Mirah]

I ruined a man
and he ruined me
What once was a man
who never took vacations
was busy every minute of every day
of every week in every month in every year
suddenly has time
time to fly me and him to a deserted island
and fuck my brains out
time to sail in a sail boat
and watch the ocean
time to watch the first pitch of the season

I once was a woman
who was too busy for you
not one man who could occupy my time
mentally or physically
I now think about you
all of the time
I want to spend time with you

What once was a man who had to explain
how he was never available
is suddenly knocking at my door

What once was a woman who said she didn't care
that he wasn't available
is suddenly begging for more

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's probably not as bad as you think.

 

[Mirah]

You are right.

 

[Ange]

I ruined a man
and he ruined me
What once was a man
who never took vacations
was busy every minute of every day
of every week in every month in every year
suddenly has time
time to fly me and him to a deserted island
and fuck my brains out
time to sail in a sail boat
and watch the ocean
time to watch the first pitch of the season

I once was a woman
who was too busy for you
not one man who could occupy my time
mentally or physically
I now think about you
all of the time
I want to spend time with you

What once was a man who had to explain
how he was never available
is suddenly knocking at my door

What once was a woman who said she didn't care
that he wasn't available
is suddenly begging for more

This seems inportant

 

[Dr. Death]

I was that man she ruined....

 

[headvoid]

She made a man

 

[jack]

I used to watch the sun and fuck on islands til I met her. Now all I do is work full time.

 

[Tisiphone]

I used to be happy. Now I'm fucked in the head thanks to a man. Time for a change of scenery for the Tisi.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

She made a man

In just seven days!