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I Saw Sylvia Plath...

The Beer Hall Pooch

Well Known Asshole
... this morning, and she says "Hi" to all here.
 
At least she didn't kill her children when she killed herself. That's one thing she and Benoit don't have in common. Just one.
 
She had all her teeth, he didn't. That's two.
 
In fact, let's list all the differences between Sylvia Plath and Chris Benoit.

Here's another one: Chris Benoit held more championship belts over the years than Sylvia did.

Here's another: Plath never wrestled in Japan.
 
So, on the whole, Benoit was better. Despite the kid killing.
 
Well, yeah... if you want to get technical about it.

But Sylvia had nicer knockers.
 
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Benoit's boobs...

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Plath's boobs.

No comparison.
 
Hey, you think maybe he might have been on STEROIDS!?!
 
Of course not.

I look like that in the morning before the swelling goes down.
 
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