I seem to have contracted a norovirus.

[The Question]

I woke in the middle of the night with nausea, chills, trembling and a low-grade fever. After awhile came an itty bitty cough that turned into a not at all itty bitty cough, which got in cahoots with the nausea and sent me to the bathroom for a good puke. Then I felt somewhat better.

That's right! I used the word... CAHOOTS. issed:

 

[Dr Dave]

Good word.

 

[jack]

Is that like caboose, only with owls?

 

[The Question]

Indeed. It's a conspiracy entered into by the owls who occupy the caboose.

And by "caboose" we might also expect them to behave likewise in large female buttocks.