I SHALL DESTROY THE ORACLE AND ALL WHO OPPOSE ME!!

[Mutant Hitler]

THE DIE IS CAST, AND FATE AWAITS ON WINGS OF STEEL

THE ORACLE HAS DARED TO DEFY ME, THE KING OF KINGS . ALL THAT HAVE OPPOSED MY MIGHT HAVE FALLEN BEFORE ME. NONE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY DEFEATED THE JUGGERNAUT, MUTANT HITLER. ALL HAVE QUAKED AT THE SOUND FO HIS COMING.

ALL BUT ONE...A MISBEGGOTTEN, MISGUIDED, MISLED YOUNG MAN WHO THINGKS..THINKS, MIND YOU THAT HE COULD DEFEAT ME. ALAS, HE IS WRONG. I SHALL UTTERLY DESTROY HIM, LIKE I HAVE CRUSHED ALL ELSE WHO HAS DEFIED THE MIGHT, GLORY AND POWER OF THE GOD, MUTANT HITLER. I AM AFRAID HE WILL FALL, AS YOU ALL HAVE.

SURRENDER NOW, ORACLE. I WILL DESTROY YOU, UNLESS YOU SWEAR ALLEGIANCE AND FEALTY TO ME. DO NOT RESIST MY POWER! YOU KNOW I CAN DRAW ON THE FORCES OF DARKNESS, THEY SHALL AID ME AS WE UNLEASH A MILLENIUM OF DARKNESS APOUN THIS EARTH. DO NOT BE FOOLISH, ORACLE. SURRENDER AND BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD, MUTANT HITLER, OR FACE THE FORCES OF DARKNESS WHO WILL DESTROY YOU AT MY COMMAND.

 

[Lord Waffles]

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

 

[Lord Raffles]

I oppose you.

Now destroy me.

If I should post in this thread within twenty four hours then I hereby charge you with being a liar.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Destroy me too!

 

[Mutant Hitler]

Destroy me too!

SO BE IT... YOU HAVE WROUGHT YOUR OWB DOOM

EVEN AS WE SPEAK, THE DARK FORCES ARE COLLECTING AROUND YOU..SOON ONE OF YOU SHALL PERISH OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW SHALL PERISH.

YOU HAVE BROUGHT YOUR OWN DOOM APOUN YOUR OWN HEADS. FOOLISH MORTALS!

 

[FBI parte due]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XwqLyeq9OJI

Let us now turn this thread to better, more interesting things.

 

[The Dork Lord]

what could be more interesting than my owb doom?

 

[Batman]

^^^Mutant Hiter's own doom.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

WEAVE A CIRCLE ROUND HIM THRICE
AND CLOSE YOUR EYES IN HOLY DREAD
FOR HE ON HONEYDEW HATH FED
AND DRUNK THE MILK OF PARADISE.​

 

[Mutant Hitler]

HAHAHA YOU ARE WORTHLESS!

^^^Mutant Hiter's own doom.

YOU WOULD THREATEN A GOD? HAHAHAHA..SILLY HUMAN, I STRIDE THE WORLD WITH THE STRIDE OF A TITAN. YOU ARE BUT FLESH AND BLOOD, I ON THE OTHER HAND AM OF A SUPERNATURAL STATE

IS AN INSECT AFRAID OF YOU? DO YOU QUIVER AT THE SIGHT OF AN ANT? SO TOO YOUR THREATS ARE BENEATH MY NOTICE..HISTORY SHALL REMEMBER ME, FOR I SHALL WRITE ON VELLUM OF HUMAN FLESH AND MY INK SHALL BE HUMAN BLOOD, BUT OF YOU, YOU I AM AFRAID NO ONE SHALL REMEMBER. AS ALL BEFORE, YOU TOO SHALL FALL BEFORE ME AND THE MUTANT NAZI PARTY. FOOLISH MORTAL!

 

[Batman]

^^^Hnn.

I'm still The Batman.

Your time is coming. Criminal filfth like you are a cowardly, stupid lot.

I have struck fear into your heart. I am fear, I am a wraith, I am The Batman.

 

[jack]

Who the fuck are you guys?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Who Are You
The Who


Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?

I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"

I staggered back to the underground
And the breeze blew back my hair
I remember throwin' punches around
And preachin' from my chair

[chorus:]
Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
'Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

I took the tube back out of town
Back to the Rollin' Pin
I felt a little like a dying clown
With a streak of Rin Tin Tin

I stretched back and I hiccupped
And looked back on my busy day
Eleven hours in the Tin Pan
God, there's got to be another way

Who are you?
Ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ...

Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who the fuck are you?
Who, who, who, who?

[chorus]

I know there's a place you walked
Where love falls from the trees
My heart is like a broken cup
I only feel right on my knees

I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still recieve your kiss
How can I measure up to anyone now
After such a love as this?

[chorus]