I sometimes come up with campaign names

[headvoid]

(not even close to as famous as this one below.)

This one has been slightly misappropriated.

I bet they didn't put a fat Greek Gypsy child snatcher down as a potential use of the slogan.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

What a dozy looking bloke. Is there anyone dozier looking? Really. And abducting the palest, blondest girl imaginable. Dozy as fuck.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Could have at least blacked her up.

 

[headvoid]

To be fair, he did try and teach her to sing "Mammee" but it didn't wash.

 

[Cassie]

Yesterday I had no idea what this was about, but there was an article in today's paper about it... People all over the world are trying to claim the little girl.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maddie time-travelled to the future!