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I sometimes use a straight razor to shave

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This fact seems to freak people out.

And yes, more than half the time I do cut myself at least slightly, but it doesn't hurt when the blade is that sharp. I like the ritual to it. It also keeps me in practice for the day that I resume using it to shave others.

We loose sight of ritual in daily life. The newspaper and cup of coffee, a careful shave, the peck on the cheek from a loved one before going out the door, expecting the dog to be waiting for you when you return. These things not only reassure us and give us touch-stones, but they slow us down a little, and I think this is a good thing.

We need a Tea-room ritual.
 
Indeed, especially if they are served by MM in a French Maid's outfit. Sometimes it's not the meal, but the service (and there in is the ritual).
 
Logging in for me is a ritual. Since I do not always have the same name, today I typed, "I love cunt" typed the password incorrectly, if only you knew what that was! I typed, "I love cunt" again and two more times keyed the password incorrectly. Time to get my nails shortened.

I awake every morning and take a shower and make my bed. I love rituals, rituals are good.
 
Actually managed NOT to cut myself this weekend. I'm getting better.

True fact: the soap brush I use has Badger bristles. Unexpectedly soft. Not sure why they use such an exotic material but it does work well.

Other Odd fact: in the local "community", it seems that when someone does a cutting or other marking, it dooms the relationship within 2 months. Ironic that it's supposed to be a "permanent" version of a collar. I bring this up because someone mentioned they used a straight-razor for a 'center lift', making the mark broad rather than pencil thin.
My hands are not steady enough for such work.

Ritual for a day to come (and from days long past):
Bath, then Shower, shave (conventional razor), clip toe and fingernails and clean them (with a brush), clean out ears, trim beard and mustache (clipper and scissors), floss, brush, gargle. Hot towel on the face, then break out the straight razor and shave with that. Cold "shock" towel over the skin, and oil the skin (sandalwood). Comb and braid hair, dress, leave the boots off for now to allow submissive to touch up and buff them before I put them on (I don't want boot polish on my hands, they may go to sensitive places). Fingerless loves optional, depends on if I"m going to place my hand over her nose to fill her head with the scent of leather...or if I'm going to prefer skin to skin contact between my palm and her ass.

Mirah: naughty girl, that would warrant punishment, not just correction because it was willful disobedience.
 
The old westerns. The High planes Drifter. The Man with No name. Maybe the modern equivalent; the dusty Biker from nowhere.

I don’t want to be me anymore. I want to disappear. Become no one. A feather on the wind…or more accurately a tumbleweed; rolling and aimless.
I know where my old bike is. Might buy it back. Take it out and just ride. Pick a star and follow it. I want to warn some lonely woman that I’ll break her heart if she dares to make love to me. I want to be sad for my son, filled with regret. I want to become a cliché, rather than a real human being. I want to not exist as what I was.
It’s a different form of suicide. One with a death of personality, not of death of the body. It appeals right now. Just run…lose my name, lose my past, lose my loves. Just a shell, light and hollow, blown in the wind.
 
How do you lather?

I don't use a safety razor, but I do use a brush and some soap to put it on because I'm a cheap-ass and that's how I learned to do it from my dad.
 
Putting my old self behind me
I do not feel the need to fix another
but I will join them
on that ride
and let them be
as long as they let me be
 
I have come to an agreement with him. Where he cannot be I AM! Mostly because of higher level of stress in my life this is good stress relief for me, and he seems otherwise occupied or he seems to feel it is not in his duty to pleasure me.

That is my ritual. I am now averaging 3 X a day.
 
A shame. if you were my woman I'd make it my duty to pleasure you as much as you pleasure me.
 
Thanks Loktar. Perhaps I was wrong.....only time will tell. Sometimes I wish I could stop being a pleaser, if only I could keep my hands off of him.

Suddenly I am thinking about Gonad and I miss her. It has been too long!

Back on topic! Rituals, rituals rituals.......

My brain is mash. As soon as school is done for the quarter I will have time to relax, but I do not want to get rid of routine. I make it my goal to stay disciplined and not become lazy.
 
Thanks Loktar. Perhaps I was wrong.....only time will tell. Sometimes I wish I could stop being a pleaser, if only I could keep my hands off of him.

Suddenly I am thinking about Gonad and I miss her. It has been too long!

Back on topic! Rituals, rituals rituals.......

My brain is mash. As soon as school is done for the quarter I will have time to relax, but I do not want to get rid of routine. I make it my goal to stay disciplined and not become lazy.
 
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