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I take back every bad thing I said about Florida.

Ishcabittle

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Truly a magical place, filled with sun, fun, and good seafood. Cassie and I could have stalked each other this weekend, so let's hear a round of applause for the considerable restraint we showed each other. Bravo!
 
*applauds whilst holding a deep and abiding jealousy re the good seafood*
 
Lobster ravioli. Grouper sammiches. Crab legs, crab legs, crab legs.
 
mmm grouper is good. Haven't had any in a while though. I WAS STALKING YOU DAMMIT YOU JUST DIDN'T NOTICE BECAUSE i WAS HIDING BEHIND THE LOBESTER TANK AND THEN THE WAITER CAME ALONG AND JABBED ME WITH A FORK.
 
WHEN DID YOU WATCH BARNEY CASSIE AND DON'T TRY EVASION WE KNOW YOU KNOW THE SONG! omg
 
It's OK if I still hate it, right?
 
I guess so... I mean, you would need a good experience to take the edge off the hate, so yeah. Feel free.
 
Does this include Key Lime Pie?

cos hating that's just wrong! :(
 
BARNEY IS ON RIGHT NOW!!

There are plenty of things to hate about Florida, but there's some nice stuff down here too. I like the way the trees look, with all the moss hanging on the branches, and I love the rivers. Oh and the birds are pretty cool. AND the manatees.

The worst thing down here are the retirement nudist colonies.. ew.
 
AND Key Lime Pie is good too, right??!??!
 
LOL - did anyone but me get yer karma to Ish? ;)

*waves to Barney*
 
Key lime pie is heaven in a pie crust.. also key lime chocolate things, and key lime pie on a stick coated in chocolate.
 
I have friends who -
wait-
um, any Customs Inspectors reading this BB: they moved a long time ago and I dont know where, OK? -

-who every year go down to the Keys and sneak back real key limes! Ohhhh! the flavour! then my friend makes 2 pies with her secret recipe with the secret ingrediant (that would be the key limes) and people have been known to JOSTLE each other (ok, that was me, but that old bitch was heading for the biggest slice!) at the table when she serves them for dessert.
 
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