Because
sometimes
girls are like, "I'm not going to talk to another girl, you are my competition and I am insecure or afraid of you or something like that"
And I sense that
and I get all bristly, like, "WTF"
So I break it
I break it hard,
and then
next thing I know
she is telling me about her lipstick
and tattoos,
just kidding, there were no tattoos, because if there were she wouldn't be insecure because tattooed girls aren't insecure, they are just loud, like tattoo guys, they are like, "Hey do you wanna see my tattoo and see how tough I am?!?!??!"
just kidding, not all tattooed people are like that, just some.
