I think Batman is my favourite super hero

[CaptainWacky]

It was that incident that scarred Batman for life AND I DON'T MEAN HIS LEG

 

[The Dork Lord]

Iron Man's a dick with his Super Hero Registration act the bastard.

I actually wanted to write a team up where Batman and Iron Man made a pact to take out all the other heros. The'd totally exploit guys like Luthor Doom and the Goblin, then mindwipe them in the negative zone gulag.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But things like that never work out well in comics.

 

[The Dork Lord]

PRECISELY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

RECOMMEND ME SOME COMICS THEN LINK TO TORRENTS WHERE I CAN DOWNLOAD THEM FOR FREE AND EASILY

 

[The Dork Lord]

The Watchmen

The Sandman

Preacher

Fables

Y:The Last Man

100 Bullets

(^All from DC/Vertigo)

Stray Bullets

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac by Jhonen Vasquez

(^Independant comics)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've read all of Sandman (and Lucifer.) I tried to find a good torrent of Watchmen a while ago but couldn't. IT'S AS IF they expect people to PAY to read comics!

 

[The Dork Lord]

I know you had that money marked for wax grease and duck-porn, but...

 

[CaptainWacky]

MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE, EVERYBODY'S GOT TO PAY, I'M THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN, AND I ALWAYS GET MY WAY, MWAHAHAHAHA

 

[The Dork Lord]

I used to hate him when I was a kid!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well he was a bastard.

 

[The Dork Lord]

A RICH bastard!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The worst kind!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I just had one slice of pizza and I'm full.

CALL MAN-BAT SKREEEE!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Will Batman somehow make you hungry again?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Spider-man will make you gay.

 

[Mentalist]

Does whatever a spider can.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Wolfy worships Spider-Man, and if anything he's straighter now than when he first moved in.

Batman, however...

Nuff said.

 

[Cassie]

OH MY!

 

[The Dork Lord]

HAWT