I think I broke my toe

[whisky]

No point going to hospital though, theres not a lot they can do for a toe anyway, and I'm not spending my friday night in A&E surrounded by people throwing up and bleeding.

Hard to beleive in all these years of stubbing my toes on doors, opening fridge doors onto them, droping copper tubes onto them, and verious other mishaps that I've probably broken it standing on a toy plastic cup.

 

[Mentalist]

Be really careful if you have a broken toe. Trying to walk on it can cause permanent injury to the ligaments and nerves in the foot. One of the best ways to know if a bone is broken if you're not sure is to check your temperature after an hour or two. If it's high then you probably have broken a bone. Of course, you might have just bruised it badly which fucking hurts like fuck as well.

Don't bother with the A&E but go to your doctor to get it checked out in the next few days.

 

[whisky]

Its alright until I go up and down the stairs

 

[Mentalist]

It's probably bruised. It would be total agony to even move your toe if it was broken.

 

[whisky]

Then I still maintain my record of 37 years and no broken bones, result!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I broke my penis bone.

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

I broke my penis bone.

Try not to wack on it for a few days then.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have no sexual drive so no problem.

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

Well you could get some popsicle sticks and devise a splint for it, and just hang it outside your pants for show & a converstaion piece. No harm there.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if the children stare...

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

Tell 'em it used to be a creamsicle.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll tell them a bedtime story.