I think I may have broke my toe

[whisky]

Stupid Henry hoover, no-one ever misses a Dyson, they fill the hallway, but not a Henry, they lurk on the floor waiting for unsuspecting people to walk into them.

Little toe is painful and swollen, and the one next to it hurts too.

Happened last night, still gone to work though, no point going to hospital, not much they can do for toes anyway.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Perhaps you haven't heard. METAL FEET. Look into it.

 

[whisky]

I had better start taking iron tablets then.

 

[whisky]

Of course when you have spent the day watching an unstopable wall of water washing away countless lives, sweeping houses, boats and cars miles overland, crushing and destroying everything in its path, and burning oild refinaries sending fireballs a mile in the air, a couple of hurty toes dont seem that bad.

 

[Mentalist]

I doubt you would be able to go to work if you had broken your toe. It's seriously painful. You've probably bruised the bone which is painful as well but not like a broken toe.

 

[headvoid]

Apparantly many people tear their own skin from their face when they break their toe.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is that how THE RED SKULL was born?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I thought toes were one of those things where someone goes to the doctor for something unrelated and is surprised to discover they've also broken a bone. Like noses?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No that's concussions.