I think I may have to disown my mother

[Tisiphone]

She does not get the HOTNESS that IS Jonathan Rhys-Myers.

I asked her if she thought he was cute in Mission Impossible 3, she went...

"Eh."

Eh? Eh!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe she was BESOTTED with Tom Cruise.

 

[Cassie]

Maybe Tom Cruise kidnapped her and replaced her with a KatieHolmes3000 android replica.

 

[speck]

I met one of those.

I talked philosophy and it blew up.

Problem solved.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Like Kirk with all those computers.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I'm with your mom, Tis. "Eh."

Then again, I'm mostly in love with dead celebrities, so don't listen to anything I have to say.

 

[DarthSikle]

with or without maggots?

 

[speck]

Maggots makes it feel funny.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Sorry... I should have said 'celluloid images of dead celebrities.'

The maggots are mote.

 

[Cassie]

a mote in Tom Cruise's eye?

 

[Tisiphone]

BREAKING NEWS: SURI TO HOLD WORLD SUMMIT ON OPEN ADOPTIONS. ANGELINA NOT INVITED

 

[Henoch]

^^^Yer mother shoud be made to REALIZE IMO!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

He is very girly, that Rhys wotsit.

 

[Tisiphone]

He was on "The View" today. Only good thing about that show, so I was happy to caption it. HE KISSED THOSE BITCHES, TOO!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Is that what you typed?

Captions for the hearing impaired:

Johnathan: Hello!

(KISSES BITCHES)

Presenters: Oh, it's so nice to see you. You're cute!

(MOM SAYS HE'S MEH)

Presenters: So, what've you been up to?

(BUT WHAT DO MOMS KNOW?)

Johnathan: Well, I have a new movie coming out...

 

[Tisiphone]

^That's exactly what I wrote.

"Don't even look at him, you crazy-ass bitches. He's mine! MINE!!!!"