I think I'm going blind

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe masturabtion really does cause it...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

My eyes have gotten a little worse over the years through old age, excessive TV vieweing/computer staring, and YES MAYBE MASTURBAYSHUN.

 

[Mirah]

Hmmmm
So it would be safe to assume that those without glasses have more self control.
I see.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or they have more opportunity to enlist a partner.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't want to get glasses because then I'd have to worry about sitting on them.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Not an unreasonable idea -- after falling asleep on the couch, when I wake up I'm often afraid to move, because I'm not sure exactly where my glasses ended up while I slept.

 

[Aquehonga]

Maybe masturabtion really does cause it...

That's what they used to say ... back in the day!

 

[CaptainWacky]

My left eye seems to spasm everytime I try to read. Maybe that's not the right word but it's annoying anyway.

 

[FBI parte due]

Getting chlamydia in your eyes will make you go blind. It's actually the #1 cause of blindness worldwide.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't think it's that.