I think my eyebrow is permanently arched

[Love Child]

A friend noticed it.
I got them waxed yesterday.
I think they waxed them wrong.
One eyebrow is raised.
It looks like I am trying to make a point.
All the time!

 

[Dr Dave]

Are u a Vulcan?

 

[Love Child]

Yes.

 

[Dr Dave]

Liar.

 

[Love Child]

I know. What did you want me to say?

 

[Homo Erectus]

You should tell people you were burned in a horrible childhood accident and the scar tissue twisted your eyebrow into a question mark and then you can go on a crime spree.

 

[Love Child]

That sounds like a lovely idea.

 

[Love Child]

On a related note, this time was different than ever before. She had me lay on a bed, and at times cradeled my head. She pushed my head from side to side, her lips close to mine as she eyed each side making sure it was even. She pressed her body against mine as she carefully dripped the hot wax onto my face, ripping it off with such force yet gentleness, apologzing each time. It was fine with me I told her. I did not mind the pain.

 

[Conchaga]

oh.my.goodness.

 

[Homo Erectus]

On a related note, this time was different than ever before. She had me lay on a bed, and at times cradeled my head. She pushed my head from side to side, her lips close to mine as she eyed each side making sure it was even. She pressed her body against mine as she carefully dripped the hot wax onto my face, ripping it off with such force yet gentleness, apologzing each time. It was fine with me I told her. I did not mind the pain.

You have broken my heart and forced me to masturbate at least three times before I passed out from lack of oxygen.