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I think this is as sad as I've ever been.

WALLY THE WALRUS SAYS "DON'T BE SAD - LOVE COSTS NOTHING!"
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Welcome to the club.. The hard liquor is on the counter to your left as you come in and the keyboard biting and headbutting section is just past the bonsai tree with the plastic Mr Myagi sitting atop it.
 
Naw, Wacky, it's just one of those things, one of those things that has to play out. It'll be a couple months of heartache, then it'll be all good.

Thanks for the replies, guys. I didn't think it would get noticed.
 
I BLOAT YOU WITH HAPPY HELIUM BOOBIES SO YOU CAN FLOAT TO THE BRRRRRONSKY CLOUDS AND DIVE OFF THE HAPPY NIPPLES BOPPITA BOPPITA BOPPITA BOOB
 
IF YOU EVER NEED TO TALK...I'M SURE YOU'VE GOT SENSIBLE REAL LIFE FRIENDS WHO DON'T TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND END EVERY SENTENCE WITH RAPE, RAPE.
 
Sorry to hear about your troubles. Here's hoping things get better for you soon. Jack and helium boobies ... things are looking up already.
 
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