I turned the light on

[Love Child]

Next to my bed
and they started crawling towards me
those fuckers
so I turned my light off
and turned the light on across the room
they started gathering over there
I could sleep with them all in my room
or
I could start gathering them
one by one
in this box
they are too stupid to get out of
so I stood on a chair and scraped those hard shelled suckers off my ceiling
and turned the light back on
next to my bed
good night

 

[Love Child]

I should have gotten frogs to eat the bugs.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

But frogs can be expensive
If they croak how will you sleep?

 

[Donovan]

I know this old broad who swallowed a fly.


I don't know why.


Perhaps she will die.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Well yeah. Flies walk on shit.

 

[Loktar]

I know an old lady who swallowed some shit
Pooped on my head while I jiggled her tits.