I want Kitty back.

[Ilyanna]

I miss her and her active-aggressive fighting skills. Maybe if I installed a new Spamstitution, she'd come back?

 

[Loktar]

Maybe.

Come back Kitty. I'll even let you be mean to me and boss me around.

 

[Ilyanna]

Reverse psychology, Loktar: you should have posted something like "I hate that bitch, if she comes back, I'll leave the Badlands forever! Nothing will be worse than Kitty coming back!!"
I bet she'd have been here in less than a second...

 

[Yub]

Meh. I couldn't be arsed if she showed up or not.

 

[Ilyanna]

Atta boy!!

See, Loktar? That's how it's done!

 

[Yub]

I'm not stupid, they just dress me that way.

 

[Ilyanna]

lol, of course, dear...

speaking of clothes - get rid of them.

 

[Ilyanna]

Damn, I sound like a guy again.

 

[Loktar]

Atta boy!!

See, Loktar? That's how it's done!

Yeah but when I say stuff like that its always "Loktar that was mean!"

So I'll stick to my sappy miss you, Kitty.

 

[Ilyanna]

It's all about the timing. If you address me: be sappy. If you address Kitty (well, everybody else, actually): be mean.

 

[Mirah]

It's all about the timing. If you address me: be sappy. If you address Kitty (well, everybody else, actually): be mean.

LOL but being a bitch to you was fun.

 

[Mirah]

I wasn't even bitchy.
I fail at being bitchy.
Can kitty come back and show us how?

 

[Ilyanna]

LOL but being a bitch to you was fun.

rofl, that was directed at Loktar. You, dear, may be as bitchy to me as you want, that's kinda hot.

Bitch.

 

[Loktar]

Fuck you all, bitches!

(Not really)

 

[Yub]

I think the words "I'd like to" are missing from the front on that post.

 

[Mirah]

rofl, that was directed at Loktar. You, dear, may be as bitchy to me as you want, that's kinda hot.

Bitch.

Whore

 

[Mirah]

*Pulls Illy's hair, grabs your right breast with my right hand, then pushes you away

 

[Yub]

HAWT.

 

[Loktar]

I think the words "I'd like to" are missing from the front on that post.

Well yeah sure....of course in a parallel/alternate universe I already am/will be fucking them...so its not all bad.

 

[Yub]

What was that? I'm still stuck on the post two above yours...